I Want to Be in a Scary Story

Our author would like to write a funny story, but their main character, Monster, has a different idea. Monster wants to be the star of a spine-chilling, petrifying, and utterly terrifying SCARY story. But scary stories... well, they can be really scary, especially because of their characters! Especially when they involve dark forests, creepy witches, and spooky houses... Oh dear, this is definitely not the scary story Monster had in mind! Maybe they want to be in a funny story after all!